These nasty slime of the earth like to touch your children. Ew. Ew indeed. However, I've begun to notice a pattern in these hundreds of child offender cases.
They are all men from Ohio. Wtf.
Now, not to totally "go there" with out a disclaimer. I'm about to rag on hardcore, the OH state. So if you like Ohio, for some stuuuuupid reason..... don't read this. Kthnx.
I've never been a big fan of Ohio to begain with. It's a drizzy state, with many white people. I don't like white people as a general rule. Which people think is silly, cuz I am white. You know who those people are? Other white people. --- Buuut anyway. Ohians, as I like to call them, annoy the crapola out of me. They are all yankees, and I hate yankees too. All of the people I have ever met from Ohio, which are a few, thank you, are rude. Depressing, lazy. LAAAZY. white. judgemental. psychos. They have problems coming out the ears.. and no matter what you say they brush you off.
Either they are over religious, or they are scary anarchists... OR they have like 4 wives and 35 children. Wtf.
Maybe it's the abundance of children that drive Ohians to wanna prey on them. I don't know... But in the past week I have read numerous (like over 10) headlines about child rapists or domestic violence cases all stemming from Ohio. Which means I will NEVER move there.
It kind of makes me question it. Like, okay, I knoooow that it's not JUST ohians, but seriously. Here are a few of my "favourite" stories so far. (that was typed with heavy sarcasm)
http://www.fox19.com/story/16010396/teen-arrested-in-rape-of-5-year-old-at-mcdonalds
A 13 year old? They start young.
Here's my favourite:
http://www.geaugamapleleaf.com/freestory/Newbury-father-charged-with-child-rape
That one is scary because he was about to progress from serial rapist into a serial killer ^ the note of excessive weapon owner ship and animal maiming and shooting shows evidence.
Here's actually a delightful conversation I had with one of my good friends on FB chat the other night about it while I was reading up on these horror stories. For protection of ID, we shall call her Jemma Goodlegs, and I shall be Beureguard Hemmingsway.
Please keep in mind that this was 4 am, we're both tired, in fact, I just had a kid and she's about to have one and we are HORMONAL. So if it's politically incorrect, just stop reading. (another disclaimer, I grew up with tons of middle eastern people of different religious variasions. I think you guys are the bees knees)
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/11/police-say-ohio-dad-beat-girl-over-alphabet-lesson/
oooh yeah. jail time for daddy
dude.. all the most fucked up child abuse stories ive read
ALWAYS come from Ohio state
Jemma Goodlegs:
yuck
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
they like BREED child offenders up there
New York has great Hot Dogs and Broadway.. New Jersey has bad air, Virginia has the biggest mall tourist attraction... Texas has the Cowboys cheerleading squade..OHIO HAS CHILD OFFENDERS
im 100 percent sure it's on their signs. "Welcome to Ohio. Hide yo' kids, Hide yo' wife!"
Jemma Goodlegs:
and hide yo husbands cuz they rapin everybody up in here
i thought they were all in kentucky and kansas
OH DUDE there's some stupid commercial thats been coming on the radio down here
its all like... THERE A NEW EPIDEMIC IN FLORIDA...
OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
hahahaha
uhhh
sicne when has that been NEW? XD
Jemma Goodlegs:
TUNE IN TO LEARN ALL ABOUT THIS DISTURBING NEW TREND!
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
Florida, towards Miami, is HORRIBLE
:Jemma Goodlegs
i knoooow dude
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
hahahaha
a new trend!
Jemma Goodlegs:
im not kidding thats wut the commercial says
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
uh, how about the "rule of thumb"
Jemma Goodlegs:
its some news special thats coming on tv soon
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
people have been beating their spouses for centuries
its not new
just suddenly, it's less acceptable
Jemma Goodlegs:
and definitely not new for florida
well thank god for that
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
Florida is devived
you have.. the rich florida
Jemma Goodlegs:
mhm
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
then you have the party florida
and closely associated with teh party florida
is the white trash florida
and the white trash florida... make up more than half of the state
Jemma Goodlegs:
my first time in florida was miami itself for a missions trip and... its literally night and day separated by nothing but a CURB
one side... total party central, shopping, retraunts, hot kids everywhere
other side.... sidewalks lined with ppl sleeping on cardboard
gun shots
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
awesome
just awesome
America, for another win!
Jemma Goodlegs:
our little island has an interesting mix on its own
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
OH
OH OH
here's another breaking news report
a 13 year old has been apprehended after raping a 5 year old in a mcdonalds play ground
.....guess what state this happened in
.....OHIO.
Jemma Goodlegs:
we're on the beach side which has a lot of rich retired folk and a lot of touristy type shops and restaurants so its kinda nicer... but a few streets down from us its traaailer tooown and the majority of ppl u run into, unless they r doctors (fl got lots of drs for all the retired ppl lol) are very white trashy
Jemma Goodlegs:
WHOA
geez dude
what is with that state
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
i told you. ohio breeds them
didi posted a whole story that i bombarded with comments about a serial rapist that was in the making
and yeah.. florida is fucked up
where there is white trash.. there is UNDOUBTABLY domestic violence.
Jemma Goodlegs:
florida's where that huge story bout the mom who didnt report her daughter missing, pplk reported her car smelling like rotting flesh, and the kid turned up in the woods months later
Beareguard Hemmingsway:
its getting so much more bad rap though is because the past few years more women have come out and gone public.. like what's going on with Cain
Jemma Goodlegs:
dude dude dude when i was getting my sugar test there were these two other girls there i ended up talking to the whole time
they were both under 20, one pregnant for the second time the other one had two kids already and they both were telling me these INSANE stories of their horrible baby daddys and how they get beat up and screamed at all the time
who's cain?
Beareguard Hemmingsway:
and because with all th alternitive lifestyles and movements the woman liberation movement is liek WTF and now the government is being FORCED to deal with domestic violence like a real issue.. but they really dont care. because if d.v. is a real issue
that means they cant yell at their wives and grope their nannies
dude
srsly
fucked. up.
Jemma Goodlegs:
its good that its being looked at like a real issue!
IT IS!!!!
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
and Cain is the republican presidential canidate!
Jemma Goodlegs:
ohhhh
see i dropped out of my political up-to-date-ness when i got pregnant lol
my focus went... elsewhere
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
it is a real issue. but for a country that claims equal rights for "EVERYONE" and always ragging on the middle east about how subjective they are to women
uhh. tell me why our country has THE highest rape and sexual harrassment rating of the world?
Jemma Goodlegs:
....yeeeeaaaaaah
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
africa is really bad too but its mostly killings not raping
Jemma Goodlegs:
no no no its got raping too dont worry
i dont know if america is actually the highest or if it just reported more here than in 3rd world countries
but we're certiainly worse off than like europe
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
im sorry. some middle eastern people are nasty to their wives. But I would rather see my husband be obligated and accept that he's got to take care of me. and be covered from eyes down because only my husband is aloud to look at me for the sake of being sacred.
instead of a world where it's almost unheard of to be a virgin at 15, to be judged by EVERYONE the LESS you wear the better and men can be pigs and it's just "boys being boys"
uh, id rather be covered up and protected and hindered than be strung out and guys talk to my clevage
Jemma Goodlegs:
thats the flip side of freedom is too many americans got totally spoiled on it... now TRUST ME i believe that welfare programs are extremely important especially when our own economy doesn't provide decent living wages for ppl who live and work in the city and such... but there are soooo many ppl who really do just... NOTHING. they do nothing. and live off of bogus unemployment and disability and drink and do drugs all day and are nasty, mean, terrible people in general
Jemma Goodlegs:
I KNOW
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
well you can only rate what you know.. if there are unreported cases we cant count those
Jemma Goodlegs:
we're both ranting at the same time lol ONLY ON CHAT is this possible
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
hahaha
ITS GREAT
uhg
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
America. Full of fat, perverted, spoiled, biggots with their idealistic back stabbing notions of freedom and equality
Jemma Goodlegs:
the only thing necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing
yeah...
we all know its true....
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
i want to make that into a bumper sticker
both of those
Jemma Goodlegs:
ur would be really small print to fit lol
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
if good men do nothing
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
they aren't really good
Jemma Goodlegs:
there u go
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
last time i checked, being nuetral didnt mean you were a good guy.. it meant you are neutral... **pokes at the dutch*
hahaha
Jemma Goodlegs:
apathetic
.... is pathetic
Beaureguard Hemmingsway:
hahahaha
im going to put this whole convo in my blog
Jemma Goodlegs:
OHHh yEAAAAh ur blog is awesome btw
And thats enough now. I think I've sufficiantly offended enough people for the night. Please take note: Jemma Goodlegs thinks my blog is AWESOME.
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