Well from xmas to well...almost V day, (v day is also short for vagina day, because not only does everyone act like a total pussy about the "holiday" if they dont have a gf, but its not a "holiday" about couples. its about the vag. srsly you guys, you have a vagina (aka the gf) ((and no im not talking about jill)), and you are DEMANDED to make it the most magical day of their year...besides their birthday and your anniversary. and if you dont have a vagina, you're trying to score one. and if you are the owner of a vagina, you turn into mega bitch. if you dont have a penis on hand, you bitch about how its such a terrible "holiday" and you most likely end up drunk and gaining 3 1/2 lbs off of rose shaped candy you bought yourself at a pharmacy. if you do have a penis on hand, you must be proposed to and dinner must be at least over 100$. other wise its off with his head.) Ive been out and about doing my own thing.
Mostly that thing would be dealing with some way crazy shyt due to room mates. But you know what? as much as I would LOVE to give them the gratification of bitching about them so they could read this and show everyone and be like "See!? she's such a bitch!" I'm not going to give them any ammunition. 8D Even though that technically might be giving them something.. but they don't read this anyway! (i hope)
But due to that circumstance, I had no interwebs so to speak of, except the ol phone. and quite frankly we all remember the last time I tried typing a blog entry on my phone... *points below to the phale*
At any rate, I hope you all (being the what... 2 people that read this?) had pleasant holidays. Lordy knows I did. THE FOOD. GOOD GLOB.
but now im back in my own house and its so pretty. i redecorated and i actually dont hate being hear. here. uh... yeah. HERE. so now i can post moar. yehy!
I have some great videos to show you. Some of them...very close to my heart...... LOL lyk dis 1!
Thanks, JusReign. This video is awesome. Hahahaha.
I just watched the whole series of Soul Eater with my guuuuuy. (yea, dats rite. i gots a guy. my vag day is gonna fskeling pwn urs) and damn it was awesome. Some favourite quotes:
"Fool!"
"This top hat is lined with only the finest of English seaweed rolls!"
"eeeeexcalibuuuuuuuur. EEEEEEEEEXCALIBUUUUUUUUUR"
"I simply cannot abide hayseeds in the morning."
"MY SPECIAL MOVE.....COFFEE...TABLE....FLIP!" *flips the coffee table*
Grand grand... yes. I also got my first tattoo!! It was a very, very hard decision between this
Lets see... what else to randomly mention? Oh yeah! My friend Goodless had a baby. She's grand. And mine is gonna be 7 months on the 13th! DAYUM. 7 months and I STILL look like I just had him! *squishes and smooshes floppy baby belly around* SUCKS.
Katsucon is coming up. Idk if I can make it this year. A little depressing.. but we're shit broke right now and all things considered it probably would be a very bad idea. What with kids and all.. just... no. No not at all no.
Ok... so I was thinking of this the other day... all about how it feels like Fall out side even though it's February and it's supposed to be snowy and springy.. and instead it's like 75 degrees in the afternoon and then like below 400 at night (its damn cold, son!) I miss Halloween. I love it so. Its one of my favourite holidays. But what am I going to be for Halloween this year? Same as I was last year. A dinosaur. But that got me to thinking about other types of costumes, and what my daughter was going to be. Last year she was a monkey. Cuz trust me... she's a monkey. But then that started getting me thinking about little girl costumes and how so many of them are f'd up. Srsly. The difference between the little girl costumes and the teen costumes are little girl costumes LOOK slutty, but are more cute. and teen girl costumes are slutty, but pretty. and then womens costumes are like "what? duck tape princess? yeah, i can work with that" idk. But so.... theres a genie costume.. for kids like 3 to 8. It's parachute pants, a halter top with glitter, and a scarf thing around your head. And I was sitting there thinking who the HELL would let their 3 year old walk out of the house IN OCTOBER wearing a freaking bikini (excludes beauty pagant moms. yall ladies are nutty in the head) Like.. come on. My mom was OBSEEEEEESSSSSED with modesty growing up. Have times really changed that much? On further investigation. I realized that it's not a real "two piece", there's actually a flesh coloured connecting band that goes over the kids stomach, to give the illusion that it's a 2 piece with out actually being a "two piece".
Ahem.........what?
It's innapropriate for little girls to run around in lingerie (sp?) showing all that skin! BUT if we cover the parts of their skin that would show, with see throughish cheap, skin coloured cloth, thats okay!
NO. It's not fucking ok!
Yall are dumbasses. It still LOOKS like your 3 year old is running around half nekkid trying to get some fat pedo guy from Ohio to pick her up in the back of a van.
SERIOUSLY. MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER WEAR SOME DAMN CLOTHES.
"This year for Halloween, we're gonna dress up like old people!" Yeah! You don't see any Ohians picking up old migits, do you? No. A curly mop wig, some big ol glasses and a mumu and your 3 year old not only has the most creative costume out there, but dress up your son like mr. magoo and enter them in a contest. i bet youd win. infact, tie your cat to a string and have her cart around Garfield as well. Live props coupled with novelty costume ideas give you a huge leading edge.
I literally can't think of anything else. Goodday.
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