Bodily Injuries, Car Explosions and Nicotene

Hello, what's this? Anger!  Yeah, tha'ts right. A bitch be ragin'!   Maybe it's because I haven't had anything to eat today.
  Maybe it's because I just had a 20 minute tempertantrum battle with my 18 month old about going to bed.
   Maybe it's because I feel like a shit parent 'cuz I had to smack her a few times (through the diaper mind you) before she would stfu enough to let me tuck her into bed.
   Maybe it's because I'm out of cigarettes.
  Maybe it's because even if I had cigarettes, I couldn't smoke them because I'm breastfeeding my 2nd monster.
  Maybe it's because I have to wake up at 9 am and deal with the government workers.
 Maybe it's because after that I have to drive people around for work and spend gas that I don't have.
   Maybe it's because AFTER I drive everyone around, my kid has a Drs appt. during traffic hours and is gonna have to get shots and that's no fun for anyone.
  Maybe it's because I had a kid 2 months ago and I'm a saggy bag of cross haired hormones.
  Maybe it's because when I try to have a adult conversation with someone, they give me attitude.

**bitch bitch bitch**

Ahem. Have you ever been so Angry you:

1-Wanted to pour scalding soup over someone's face. Or even in their lap.
2- Wanted to blast sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black until someone's ears bled.
3- Wanted to duct tape them to a rocket like Sid did to Buzz Lightear in the 1st Toy Story movie.
4- Set that rocket off.
5- Wanted to puke into someone's shoes.
6- Wanted to pretend you were a ninja and scare the crap out of people by jumping into their windows.
7- Commit reverse Hari Kari.
8- Wanted to dress up like a cowboy and tell someone "This Town Ain't Big Enough Fer The 2'O'Us."
9- Wanted to drive by the Harry Potter fan line that started 3 weeks before the release of the book only to shout that Snape kills Dumbledoor.
10- Wanted to dance like Kevin Bacon from Footloose.
11- Wanted to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes just because someone told you you can't.
12- Wanted to create the last scene from Felma and Louise and drive your car off a cliff. While on fire. (that part wasn't in the movie. holla @ improv)
13- Wanted to go to a petstore and tell children that you eat puppies.

                                Rage face.