And the first one!

Hello, so you seemed to have stumbled upon my blog of nonsense. Congratulations.
  This whole section is supposed to be in my 'about me' page, but quite frankly I'm never sure what I should put down, if anything at all. It's like I've been put on the spot. Obligated, if you will, by an unknown crowd of people, to explain myself to a bunch of internet lurking weirdos whom I'll never meet. And don't take that offensively. You lot are on your computer in your free time, reading the ramblings of a total stranger's life. A little stalkerish.
 Ramblings, that is how the blog got it's name. Much like my inability to provide you all with anything useful to know about me, I'm afraid I will also fail to provide any sort of set schedule or theme to this site.
  I've had blogs before in the past, tons of them. And either intimidated by my blogging peers, or frusterated that I'm no amusing blogging professional, whose soul purpose is to captivate the young mind or personal feelings of thousands, I've never followed through with any of them. Becoming overly obsessed with making it work gradually lead me straight into madness, and I nixed them out of my life in rabid fits of frusteration of disinterest. Never to return or rebuild.
  Sad, right? Indeed. Hopefully I'll have more success spilling my guts to you strangers out there with this blog though.
 This is nothing more than a way to entertain myself. And through the blog perhaps you'll get to know me and my personality a little more if you really care to spend your time that way. (weirdos)
  For, as the title suggests, this is simply the rambling of a dinosaur.
~TriSarahtops